Jacques T Shirt

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Product Description

Every Fish has a Tale…

Jacque was born Wilfred Goober. He changed his name when he was 7, shortly after being introduced to painting by a certain man on TV with very large hair. He has exactly zero talent as a painter, but at 37 he is spending his lottery winnings on art school in Paris. He suffers from chronic neck pain from looking down his nose; he calls it his “burden of superiority.” He knows all great artists are unknown in life, which is why he’s secretly having his body cryogenically frozen until he’s famous.

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Hand-wrapped and stamped in authentic fish market packaging