Ethel T Shirt

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Product Description

Every Fish has a Tale…

Ethel likes to tell people she is a dancer, but Ethel is a trick-turning senior citizen. She never washes her mascara off because why waste it? She is an ex-groupie who still dreams of marrying a singer in a rock band. Ethel always says, “Every dog gets their day.” but she still doesn’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.

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100% Made in America
Printed on American Apparel Shirts
Hand-wrapped and stamped in authentic fish market packaging