Every Fish has a Tale…
Doug was raised by his grandmother. She showed her love through the frequent dispersal of butterscotch candies. Doug believes this is how he’ll finally get a girlfriend, who he cannot wait to impress with his extensive knowledge of The Young & The Restless and the evolutionary history of the mantis shrimp. Some people call Doug desperate, he prefers enthusiastic.
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